I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We need a shit load of segways right now
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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