that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
