After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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