Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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