Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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