On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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