did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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