it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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