it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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