from now on my penis is your penis
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
