i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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