ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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