Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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