Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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