it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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