She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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