so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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