I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if only i could text you this smell
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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