Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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