Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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