don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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