Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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