I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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