he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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