I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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