yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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