two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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