Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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