i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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