just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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