five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
do herpes really smell.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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