we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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