Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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