Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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