She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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