I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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