Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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