Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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