Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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