I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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