The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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