come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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