so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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