You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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