sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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