oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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