I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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