yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
