Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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