why didn't you poke me back
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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