what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't deserve a penis
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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