Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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