Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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