i just wanna soil my oats bro
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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