I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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