Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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