yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am spending my child support on dildos
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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