dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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