forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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