The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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